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I am attending a weed (not that sort!) tasting event on Saturday. I hope there won't be too many crocodiles there - as they do rather infest the river at times. The Cottage Hospital is quiet now that the Olympics are over, and Gnursey has managed to tranquilise Good Looking One. Other than my matron...

What happened to Leech Gatherer? I miss the polar bears - even though they are cold climate animals that I rarely come across in my warm African river.

Sounds heavenly Mr Dubh!

Too hot today. Off to find a nice mud wallow to read my book in. If I lie on my back, I can hold a cocktail and a parasol in my feet too. Need the other front paw to turn the pages.

Goodlookingone is usually quite well behaved on the wards, but benefits from a dose of prugne juice from time to time

Hello - I think Gnursey has come across me as self appointed matron of the cottage hospital. I'm off duty here, so just Mrs Hippo.