by goodlookingone » Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:07 pm
No, not the Pension Ladies fault - remember that I worked for this outfit - the Managements task is to invent all sorts of pointless tasks to keep people doing - but if someone takes a day off, they will employ a second person to duplicate the work: but you can't have two bods of equal rank, so a Third person has to be employed to supervise them and get an inhanced payrate; thus the boss's boss has to have a pay increase to maintain his rank but no extra work is done...
One man had extended his retirement to complete a job that was totally unnecessary. He had attended every park in the council to measure how much land (Forested, not involving any green-keeping). When He retired the boss was told to see what would be saved by having computers. This included several file cabinets of his work,,, "Chuck away all that stuff" the boss declared, "in future it can all go into the computer". That Paperwork Never read, (and cabinets) now form part of the Landfill for RAF Fairlop to become part of the sports ground.....
I hesitate to tell you the damn stupid work I was doing when I threw the Towel in. Then one damn fine morning I was in my next job doing an overnight report on how the Shiny New Ambulance Emergency Helicopter jobs (London Hospital) the previous daylight. (necessary. expensive, needed improving dependant on my response, and still going) On that morning I stopped a bus/train change to get a breakfast before going home - and bumped into my Ol' buss 2nd in command telling me how He had taken up my previous pointless task "Nearly as well as I was" .... The mind boggles.
No Not the record keepers fault. I have met her before .... on an actually useful job. I had received a wages payment for an "Extra task" claim from an Ambulace driver (i.e., A minibus driver taking disabled kids into a special shool in Epping)- a pay claim to an unexplained Cost code (She was in the Wages Office. ... A child, a girl, was somewhat "anxious" in a Council Child-care about the Proximity of her asailant - and a High ranking Manager (had sworn in court that the Council would keep the child safe) was being followed by a press photographer to get photo's of the child - so had avoided meeting her. High ranking Manager had invented a cost code, got a Child carer to get the kid safe and comfortable via a new staff member He had never met? New Staff Member arranged for the childs care in another (OK, Another County) albeit paid by local council - The driver was given a bundle of Banknote to Hire an out-of-area minibus, pick up Child carer and child, take her to a child carer in East Anglia and found a Happy home for an "animal mad" girl (a horse breeder and her fostered kids) - Hence the excess wages claim. The only useful job that I can ever remember from that place.
No, not the Pension Ladies fault - remember that I worked for this outfit - the Managements task is to invent all sorts of pointless tasks to keep people doing - but if someone takes a day off, they will employ a second person to duplicate the work: but you can't have two bods of equal rank, so a Third person has to be employed to supervise them and get an inhanced payrate; thus the boss's boss has to have a pay increase to maintain his rank but no extra work is done...
One man had extended his retirement to complete a job that was totally unnecessary. He had attended every park in the council to measure how much land (Forested, not involving any green-keeping). When He retired the boss was told to see what would be saved by having computers. This included several file cabinets of his work,,, "Chuck away all that stuff" the boss declared, "in future it can all go into the computer". That Paperwork Never read, (and cabinets) now form part of the Landfill for RAF Fairlop to become part of the sports ground.....
I hesitate to tell you the damn stupid work I was doing when I threw the Towel in. Then one damn fine morning I was in my next job doing an overnight report on how the Shiny New Ambulance Emergency Helicopter jobs (London Hospital) the previous daylight. (necessary. expensive, needed improving dependant on my response, and still going) On that morning I stopped a bus/train change to get a breakfast before going home - and bumped into my Ol' buss 2nd in command telling me how He had taken up my previous pointless task "Nearly as well as I was" .... The mind boggles.
No Not the record keepers fault. I have met her before .... on an actually useful job. I had received a wages payment for an "Extra task" claim from an Ambulace driver (i.e., A minibus driver taking disabled kids into a special shool in Epping)- a pay claim to an unexplained Cost code (She was in the Wages Office. ... A child, a girl, was somewhat "anxious" in a Council Child-care about the Proximity of her asailant - and a High ranking Manager (had sworn in court that the Council would keep the child safe) was being followed by a press photographer to get photo's of the child - so had avoided meeting her. High ranking Manager had invented a cost code, got a Child carer to get the kid safe and comfortable via a new staff member He had never met? New Staff Member arranged for the childs care in another (OK, Another County) albeit paid by local council - The driver was given a bundle of Banknote to Hire an out-of-area minibus, pick up Child carer and child, take her to a child carer in East Anglia and found a Happy home for an "animal mad" girl (a horse breeder and her fostered kids) - Hence the excess wages claim. The only useful job that I can ever remember from that place.